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Review of Episode 18, Season 5
"Origin"
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Wesley: Illyria can be...difficult. Testing her might be hard without getting someone seriously hurt. Angel: We'll make Spike do it. Wesley: Good. Illyria: You break so easily. Why do you bother getting back up? Spike: Right. We need to set some ground rules. First off--no more punching me in the face. Secondly, when I punch you in the face, you tell me how you feel so I can write that down on my clipboard. Third--no touching my clipboard. Fourth-- Illyria: I enjoy hurting you. Spike: Well, we're gonna have to fix that, 'cause-- (Illyria kicks Spike in the face. Spike punches her. Illyria punches him across the room) Wesley: How goes it? Illyria: I've been hitting the half-breed. He makes noise. Wesley: I had a ....slight disagreement with Angel. Spike: Oh, old broody-pants got you wound up, eh? Keep in mind, he can't get laid without maybe going crazy. Makes it funny. Illyria: In my time, a leader would punish your insolence with death. Wesley: We're not being insolent, Illyria. Spike: I am. Hamilton: Let's be clear about this. Things run differently now. I'm not a little girl. You and I won't be making love on this couch anytime soon. Now, with that in mind, how can I help you? Connor: Do you spend all your time making out with other vampies, like in Anne Rice novels? Angel: No. Uh--I used to, but... Connor: You have a girlfriend at least? Angel: Can't afford to. Connor: Must be lonely. Angel: I keep busy. Connor: Right. Illyria: I'd like to keep Spike as my pet. Angel: Connor, this is Sike and Illyria. Guys, this is Connor. Connor: Hi. umm...I like your outfit. Illyria: Your body warms. This one is lusting after me. Connor: Oh...no, I--I--it's just that it's the outfit. I guess I've had a thing for older women. Angel: (under his breath) They were supposed to fix that. Cyvus: I turned your son into a healthy boy. And now, I need you...to turn him back into a killer. Wesley: Fred's memories were changed? Illyria: In places. Wesley: Can you see what they were before? Illyira: No. They're gone. Does this change your view of Fred? Is she still the person you thought she was? Wesley: No. None of us are. Connor: Right. Well, before you start trying to kiss me, I should probably tell ya...you and I, we're uh...supposed to fight. Sahjahn: Is that right? Connor: Yeah. Sahjahn: Now, why would you want--ah...you're him. Connor: Yeah. I'm me. Hi. You can take a moment, if you want. There's some weapons and stuff over here if you think you'll need them. Sahjahn: Thanks. Angel: Connor. Connor: Whoa! You see that? I went a little hard-core there for a second. That guy made me really cranky. Angel: Are you OK? Connor: Yeah. I guess. I don't really like people touching my neck, you know? Connor: Anyway...I just wanted to say goodbye. I gotta go back to my life now. Angel: Oh...do you really have to leave? I mean, right now? Connor: I kinda think I should. I need to take care of my parents. This isn't their world. They really don't feel safe here. You gotta do what you can to protect your family. I learned that from my father.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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