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Review of Episode 15, Season 5
"A Hole in the World"
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Gunn: What's up? Wesley: I should ask you. You seem unutterably cheery. Gunn: I am. I am. Look...I gotta be straight with you, 'cause this is kinda blowin' my mind. Wesley: Tell me. Gunn: Fred and I are gettin' back together. (Wesley's smile melts) She was so keyed up from last night's fight, she asked me over. We ended up talkin' for hours, like old times. Then, all of a sud, I can't even keep this up, 'cause your face is gonna make me weep. Wes, I am so messin' with you. Spike: Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win? Wesley: Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this. (pauses) Do the astronauts have weapons. Angel and Spike: No. Lorne: Oh, sheesh. Get a balcony, you two, huh? Fred: You'll still find me for lunch, though, right? Lorne: I'll just look for the sun shines. (singing) You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Fred: (singing) You make me happy (Lorne whips around. Fred spits up blood on Wesley's face and falls back into Lorne's arms) Wesley: Get medical. Someone get medical now! Lawyer: I'm sorry to interrupt. I just need to know if the Holbein Clan history was here. It was supposed to be faxed to my office. Wesley: It can wait. Lawyer: These guys are really important. I just need...I mean, the whole company can't be working Ms. Burkle's case. Wesley: Of course. (takes out a pistol and shoots the lawyer in the knee) Lawyer: Aah! Aah! Aaah! (a woman stops in the doorway) Wesley: Jennifer...please send anyone else who isn't working Ms. Burkle's case to me. Eve: Why would we do anything to Fred? Why would we even care about her? (Lorne sucker-punches her) Lorne: Ooh! ooh, oh, I'm sorry, that was a knuckle-buster. (chuckles) I'm Jake La Motta over here. It's pathetic. (sighs) Here's the thing, Eve. You're going to sing for me, and I'm going to read you right now. And here's one more thing--Winifred Burkle once told me, after a sinful amount of Chinese food and in lieu of absolutely nothing, "I think a lot of people would choose to be green. You're shade, if they had the choice." If I hear one note, one quarter-note, that tells me you had any involvement, these two won't even have time to kill you. Oh, and anything by Diane Warren will also result in your death--well, except Rhythm of hte Night. Fred: I have to work. Wesley: You have to lie down. Fred: I am not...I am not the damsel in distress. I am not some case. I have to work this. I've lived in a cave for 5 years in a world where they killed my kind like cattle. I am not going to be cut down by some monster flu. I am better than that. (pauses) What a wonder...how very scared I am. Wesley: I swear on my life we will stop this, but you must be back in bed. That's where I need you to fight. Fred: Like I'm 6 years old. (collapses in his arms) This is a house of death. (looks at Wesley's tome) That can call up any book you need? Wesley: Every one. Fred: Then bring it. Take me home. Angel: (walks towards Spike who is looking down the hole) Spike... Spike: This goes all the way through to the other side. So I figure there's a bloke somewhere around...New Zealand standing on a bridge like this one looking back down at us. All the way down. There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known. Fred: Would you have loved me? Wesley: I've loved you...since I've known you. No, that's not...I think maybe even before. Fred: I'm so sorry. Wesley: No, no, no. Fred: (coughing) I need you to talk to my parents. They need to know I wasn't scared. That it was quick. Th-that I wasn't scared. Oh, God. Wesley: You have to fight. You don't have to talk just concentrate on fighting. Just hold on. Fred: I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm not scared. Please...Wesley...why can't I stay? (goes limp in his arms) Wesley: Please. Please. (sobs. Fred's eyes turn blue. She twitches and throws Wesley off) Illyria: (rising from behind the bed) This will do.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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