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Review of Episode 14, Season 5
"Smile Time"
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Angel: Wes, it wasn't just breakfast. You know, it was, uh...breakfast. I mean, here we had this very good, very platonic thing going on, and then all of a sudden, out of the blue-- Wesley: Are you blind? Angel, there are things called signals. Odorless, yes. Invisible, certainly. But unmistakable, like the ones she's been casting your way for months. Angel: No. I would have noticed-- Wesley: This isn't just from me. This comes from people who know. This comes from the ladies. Angel: The ladies? Wesley: Fred, Harmony...the girls in transcription. As Harmony put it, "While else would a chick who's coming to spend 3 nights in a jail cell dress like it's her first date?" Angel: Oh, God. The ladies are right. Angel: Wes, it's not gonna happen. Wesley: Why? Angel: Because I'm not that guy. That guy is charming and funny and...emotionally useful. I'm the guy in the dark corner with the blood habit and the 200 years of psychic baggage. Wesley: Get over it! Angel: Why are you yelling at me? Wesley: Because! Angel...if there's a woman out there...who you find truly attractive, who you think about, let's say, most of the time, who represents even part of what you think makes the world worth fighting for, and who doesn't view you as an entirely sexless shoulder to lean on...you have to do something about it. Fred: Oh my God! Angel, you're...cute! Angel: Fred, don't! Fred: Oh, but the little hands! And the hair... Angel: Hey! You're fired. Spike: Hello, big guy! Need another car. Afraid this last one ended up in the drink... Angel: Spike... Spike: Look at you. Angel: Just turn around and walk away. Spike: You're a-- Angel: Spike! Spike: You're a bloody puppet! (Angel tackles Spike through the door and brawls with him) You're a wee, little puppet man! Gunn: C'mon Lorne. We're through talking to this hump of garbage. Framkin: Uph, no name-calling at Smile Time. Lorne: Bad person! Framkin: Bye-bye now. Lorne: My little Prince. (Angel groans) Ohh...what did they do to you? Angel: Nina...tried to...eat me. Lorne: Oh, you're--medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Geppetto in the house?! Wesley: The object you described in that secret room is most likely a repository for the children's life force. We'll have to break the binding magic on it. Fred: Which should free those children and...reverse your puppet problem. Angel: (Angel scurries over and hugs Fred's waist) I love you guys. Fred: You're just gonna go, aren't you? Wesley: Fred-- Fred: Haven't you been...sensing anything lately...about me...coming from me? Wesley: Uh... Fred: Didn't occur to you that...something might have changed? That--I'm looking at you in a different--oh, screw it. (kisses Wesley) Wesley: Um... Fred: That was a signal. OK? Is that...clear enough for you? Wesley: Not even close. (he kisses her passionately)
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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