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Review of Episode 13, Season 5
"Why We Fight"
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Fred: What did we do with our lives before we got these jobs? Wesley: I seem to recall lots and lots of Jenga. Spike: Of all the bloody faces I expected to see down here. Angel: You're a nazi. Spike: What? Oh. No. I just ate one. Nostroyev: Angelus. Used to be quite the terror back in the day. Haven't heard much of you lately, though. Angel: Haven't heard much of you, ever. Nostroyev: Nostroyev! Scourge of Siberia and butcher of Alexander Palace. Angel: Sorry. Nostroyev: I was Rasputin's lover! Spike: I'm playing nice with the anchovies, like you asked. At least let me have a go at the wheel. Angel: Pipe down. I'm trying to work. Spike: Oh, "pipe down." That official sailor talk, is it? Well, ahoy, matey. You can just swab my deck. Prince of Lies: You think I don't know?! I am as ancient as the darkness itself. Angel: Yeah, you're real old. We know. Just calm down. Prince of Lies: They dare conceive such violations upon my temple! The Prince of Lies is not a slab of meat to be set upon by insignificant maggots. Angel: Put a sock in it. Lawson: Funny what goes through a man's mind when his life's hanging in the balance. Boys talked about that a lot back on the boat. Always figured it'd be the special moments you freeze in time. Your mom singing you to sleep at night. Sneaking into the movies with your best friend. The way your girl's hair shimmers in the sun. But the truth is...the only thing that really goes through your head is..."wow...this really sucks." And then you're gone. Spike: Bloody brilliant. Turn the por sod to save the ship then make him dash for dry land before Mr. Sunshine scorches him a new one. Ha! You're still a dick. Angel: Yeah. I am. (Silence. Points to the hatch) Spike: (Scoffs) Bollocks. (Climbs the ladder) Spike: (Re: Lawson) Took him long enough. Know revenge is best served cold and all, but his must've been frozen solid. Angel: I don't think that's what he was after. Spike: No? Then what was he looking for? Angel: A reason.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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