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Review of Episode 11, Season 5
"Damage"
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Harmony: Boss, we just got a tip some looney's hatched from the bin. Angel: A who did a what? Harmony: A girl over in the nuthouse went all Cuckuoo's Nest, hacked up a couple of guards and went over the wall. Angel: Really not our department, Harmony. Wesley: Notify the authorities. Make sure they're on it. Harmony: OK, but they better bring a priest. Looks like this chick's gone all kinds of Exorcist. Angel: Wait a minute. She's possessed? Harmony: Duh! (pauses) Didn't I say that? Angel: What are you doing here, Spike? Spike: Didn't get the memo? Hero of the people now. Angel: Oh, then go and annoy them. Spike: When I'm done. Angel: (re: Spike crashing through a 4-story window) What happened? Spike: Oh, I just thought I'd see what it was like to bounce off the pavement. Pretty much what I expected. Andrew: Spike? Spike: Oh, for the love of-- Andew: Spike? It's you. It's really you! (sobbing) My therapist thought I was holding onto false hope, but...I knew you'd come back. (sniffles) You're like...you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh... he's alive, Frodo. (sobbing) He's alive. Fred: (re: Slayers) In every generation, one is chosen. Andrew: Yes, attractive, slender woman. Spike: (Re: Dana) What do you want me to do? Go all boo-hoo 'cause she got tortured and driven out of her gourd. Not like we haven't done worse back in the day. Angel: Yeah, and it's something I'm still paying for. Spike: And you should let it go, mate. It's startin' to make you look old. Angel: Lorne, any luck with the psychics on this place? Lorne: No, nothin' new. It's still cold, creepy, and smells like molasses. Wesley: What about...(chuckles) I almost said the words "molasses factory" out loud. Angel: She's psychotic, and I'm not turning her over...to you. Andrew: You don't have a choice. Check the view screen, Uhura. I got 12 vampire slayers behind me, and not one of them has ever dated you. She's coming with us one way or another. Angel: You're way outta your league. I'll just clear this with Buffy. Andrew: Where do you think my orders came from? News flash--nobody in our camp trusts you anymore. Nobody. You work for Wolfram & Hart. Don't fool yourself....we're not on the same side. Spike: (re: Dana) She's...one of us now. She's a monster. Angel: She's an innocent victim. Spike: So were we...once upon a time. Angel: Once upon a time.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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