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Review of Episode 10, Season 5
"SOUL PURPOSE"
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Gunn: (Re: Warlock) We open a can of Machiavelli on his ass. Harmony: It's Matchabelli, Einstein, and it doesn't come in a can. Young Woman: Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me! Spike: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit. Young Woman: What?! Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take 2 steps, break your bloody ankle. Young Woman: I was just trying to get home. Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van! Stupid cow. Wesley: Fred, doesn't the Wolfram & Hart satellite have lethal capability? Fred: What? Wesley: I mean, couldn't we eliminate a target from the air, untraceably? Fred: Well, we do have an orbital-range microwave cannon up there. Focuses the satellite's communication signals into a pinpoint beam. It can raise the temperature of the targeted area 1,000 degrees in less than 5 seconds. So, yeah, in theory, we could. That is, if we did that sort of thing. (to Angel) Do we do that sort of thing? Spike: My heart. It's...it's beating again! Listen! Fred: You're human, Spike! You're alive! Gunn: I wanna hear! Wesley: Let's hear it for Spike! Group: Hip, hip, horray! Hip, hip, horray! Hip, hip, horray! Whoo! Wesley: Sounds like you've been busy. We're getting reports of a vigilante who matches your description. Spike: Yes...that's what you people do, isn't it? You get reports, and you sign checks, you read memos. Here's to the corporate teat. How'd you find me? Gunn: Wasn't too hard. Put a couple of our psychics on it this afternoon. Wesley: One of the advantages of the corporate teat. Fred: Hey, Harmony, um...any word from Angel? Harmony: Oh. Haven't heard a peep. Fred: Maybe we should call him, check in? Harmony: Act like we care? Good plan! Angel: Playing your own game here? What do you think the Partners' will do to you after they find out about your little extracurricular activies? Eve: So things aren't going your way, and you're looking for someone outside your little circle to blame. Here's a thought. Maybe you should try looking inward...unless you don't like what you see.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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