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Review of Episode 6, Season 5
"The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco"
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Angel: I know, I'm just...I don't know, just feeling a bit... Spike: Squishy? Angel: Disconnected. Spike: Are you serious? Here you are, finally living a piece of the high life--new clothes, new cars, my old tumble fetching you tasty snacks--and what's your gripe? "I feel disconnected." You want to feel disconnected, try being a bloody ghost for a bit. Try bobbin' around with no touch or taste or smell. Not many fates worse than that, I'd wager. (Number 5 walks past with mail cart) Ok, maybe that. Spike: Hey! Fred! Did ya hear? Angel attacked the old mail guy. Angel: What?! Fred: Not Number 5? You didn't hurt him? Angel: No. I--he attacked me. Wesley: We should find him. Spike: Absolutely. Wanna buy him a pint. Bloody made my day. Lorne: Once the word spreads you beat up an innocent old man, well, the truly terrible will think twice before going toe-to-toe with our Avenging Angel. Spike: Yes. The geriatric community will be soiling their nappies when they hear you're on the case. Bravo. Gunn: Still not sure why Blondie Ghost tagged along. Spike: Not much choice really, is there? Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie. Wesley: Yeah, remind me again how you ended up in the front seat. Spike: Called shotgun, mate. Wesley: Oh. (pulls up a shotgun) I thought we were doing a weapons check. (moments later) Angel, the church we're looking for is about half a mile... (Angel suddenly spins the car around in a 180) Spike: Always was a bit of a drama queen. Angel: The reason why I know this Aztec demon is not eating the hearts of heroes is... He didn't take mine. Am I honestly supposed to believe that it had no problem sticking a sword in my stomach but then decided, "Oh wait, his heart's not heroic enough?" Ha! I don't think so. Wesley: I understand you're feeling rejected. But this Aztec warrior... it wants the hearts for sustenance. It wants it for the meat, not the metaphor. Angel: What are you saying? Gunn: As meat goes, your heart's a dried-up hunk of gnarly-ass beef jerky. Angel: Yeah, but, stick a piece of wood in it, and I still die. Wesley: Spike says you no longer believe in the Shanshu prophecy. Angel: [sighs] Of course not. Prophecies are nonsence. You know that. Oh, come on, Wes, after everything we've seen in the past couple of years? "The Father Will Kill The Son." Wesley: What are you talking about? Angel: Look, we're getting the work done. As long as I keep doing what I do, doesn't matter if I believe in the Shanshu or any other prophecy. Wesley: I'm sorry, Angel, but nothing matters more. Hope: it's the only thing that will sustain you, that will keep you from ending up like Number 5. Wesley: (re: talisman) Is there a drawing of it? Gunn: Negative. All I know is that it's gold, about the size of a quarter, and has the sun and some other spooky mumbo-jumbo carved into it. Angel: (realizes he saw the talisman at the home of Number 5 and rushes off without a word) Spike: Oh, see! Drama queen. Angel: (re: Hermanos fighting) We're trying to kill it, not pin it! (they stake the demon by each limb to the ground with pikes) Ok. Pinning works.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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