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Review of Episode 5, Season 5
"Life of the Party"
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Angel: (re: party) I wasn't too crazy about this thing to begin with. I mean, we are talking about our clients, right? Our evil clients. Not the sort of folks I really like to show a good time. I'd be a lot happier if the whole thing just kind of fell through. Then we could get back to-- Lorne: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ok! Ok! You're killin' me! Can't you just feel up the big picture, Mr. Magoo? It's not about good and evil. It's about party! Party! Capital "p"! Rhymes with "me"? About to have a stroke here 'cause you're killin' me! Lorne: (re: party) Yeah. You know, Angel, I--I don't have have superhuman strength, and I'm not a fighter. Quantum physics makes me nauseous, I barely made a passing grade at mystical studies, but I'm on your team. This is something I can do. I believe it has a purpose that can help you, even if you don't. Lorne: Angel. It's a graveyard out there, and all the guests wanna meet the new guy in charge. Angel: Look, Lorne, I--I--I have things. I'm busy. I'm brooding. Lorne: (sees the television) Oh, you're watching hockey! Angel: Yeah, but my team is losing Angel: (greeting Sebassis) And you look just--well I don't have to tell you how awesome you look. You know how awesome you look. He knows how awesome he looks, right? Fred: I mean, wow. Wes. Wesley. I am totally drunk-faced. Wesley: Because you can't hold your--what are you drinking? Fred: Nothing. Wesley: You can't hold that. Wesley: Hey. Hey, Gunn. Is something weird going on? (looks down) Charles, you just peed on my shoes. Gunn: I'll be damned. That's weird. Spike: (re: Angel and Eve) Hey! Angel's getting some! Good on you, mate! Angel: Wes, Fred, go find Lorne's sleep and figure out a way to put it back in his head. Wesley: Yes, sir. Fred: Done and doner. Angel: Lorne, you just stay tight and try not to, you know, talk. Lorne: Angel, we still got a party going on. Someone has to make sure there's ice in the drinks. Angel: Oh, right. Spike: Ooh, ooh! Me! Me! I'm your people person. Angel: Gunn, go on the floor, see if anyone else is under the Lorne effect. Gunn: Check. Angel: And stop with the-- Gunn: Do my best. Angel: And, Eve, you stay here with me, and we'll have more sex. Harmony: (re: Lorne on the ground) Oh, my God! They shot Lorney-Tunes. Angel: Eve. So I guess we should, I don't know, talk? Eve: About what? Angel: About what happened back there with us. Eve: Angel, it's not like this is the first time I've had sex under a mystical influence. I went to U.C. Santa Cruz. Spike: You pissed in the Big Man's chair? That's fantastic! Gunn: Spike, can you please turn off that warm fuzzy? Spike: What, the Lorne thing? Worn off. I just think that's bloody fabulous.
Quotes by Staff Writer, BCangel
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