| Review of Episode 15, Season 4
"Orpheus"
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Lorne: And speaking of sense, have you gone on a permanent sabbatical from yours? Tell me you did not shoot that girl full of junk and then feed her to Angelus? Wesley: It was her choice. Faith knew the risks. Cordelia: A coma? Connor: Yeah. That's what it looked like when Wesley brought her in. Cordelia: Huh. Like she hasn't pulled that one before. Connor: (re: Faith's comatose condition) Magic. This is what it gets you. Angelus: All right, so what is this, Puff the Magic Dragon city? Fairyland? Faith: You'd think. Me, I'm guessin' it's more like, "Angelus, This is Your Life", because lack-of-hygiene world? It sure ain't mine. Faith: (laughs) You know what the definition of "Insanity" is, baby? Performing the same task over and over and expecting different results. Learned that in murder rehab. Angelus: This sucks! Why do you get to be Marley's Ghost? Faith: 'Cause I'm dyin', dumbass. Angelus: Not soon enough. Faith: Way I figure, I got one last job--baby-sit the psycho til they shove a soul up your-- Angelus: Not gonna happen. Faith: Then I'm--whatever! Dust in the wind. Candle in the wind. There'll be a general wind theme. Faith: (re: Angel saving a dog from a speeding car in the 1920's) Dude, you just rescued a puppy. Angelus: I'm in hell. This is hell, and I'm in it. Connor: She's a witch. Willow: Yes. Hi. You must be Angel's handsome yet androgynous son. Connor: It's Connor. Willow: And the sneer's genetic. Who knew? Willow: Oh, and it's the Marlboro Man. Or at least his extra stubbly, mentally unstable, insomniac first cousin--oh--for the love of Hecate, somebody stop me. Fred: Oh, it's ok. I'm a yammerer from way back. Willow: How have you been? Cordelia: Higher power. You? Willow: Ultimate evil. But I got better. Cordelia: You heard about Faith? Willow: Coma again. Faith: Mandy, huh? It must kill you he's got a jones for the power ballads. Willow: Come on, everybody loves fetal pigs. Wesley: Sorry. I think my sense of humor is trapped in a jar somewhere. Willow: It does seem like you've given into the grumpy side of the force. Wesley: Well, I never...flayed. I had a woman chained in a closet. Willow: Oh, well, hey. Wesley: No, it doesn't compare Willow: No, Dark--That's dark. You've been to a place. Wesley: You seem exactly the same as when I left. No other major changes I'm not up on? Willow: Just little things. So, uh, Fred--what's her story? Angelus: It'll all be worth it. Is that what you try to tell yourself, Faithy? Is that the nasty little lie that kept those thighs nice and warm in your prison bunk? Faith: You kiss your mama with that mouth? Angelus: No, but I ate her with it! Faith: Angel, It's good to see you. Hate the hair. Fred: Connor shouldn't have run off like that. Wesley: I'm sure he's just worried about Cordelia. Fred: Do you ever think their relationship is maybe a little bit. . . icky? Angelus: Anybody notice a battle with your alter ego going on here? Faith: Break me off a switch, son. There's about to be a whuppin'. Angel: I have a lot to thank you for. Faith: Well, that vice is plenty versa. I even start, it's only gonna lead to hugging and-- Angel: No. We can't have that. Faith: No. (laughs) Connor: All right, I get it. I messed up. Faith: Hey, cheer up, punk. That just makes you one of us. Gunn: You headed out? Faith: Hey, no tears, big guy. Gunn: Nah, I'm good. I just wish I could've seen you kickin' the crap outta junior here. Faith: It was pretty funny. Faith: (approaches to say goodbye) Wes. Wesley: Faith. Faith: See? Brits know how to say goodbye. Angel here wanted a hug. Angel: No, I didn't. Fred: I have to say, someday I'd love to bend your ear about the Pergamum Codex. I think some of the really obscure passages are actually Latin translated from a demonic tongue, and they're kind of a hoot. (laughs) All this stuff about bacchanals and spells, and - actually I think it's probably funnier in Latin. You know how that is sometimes. (laughs) Willow: I'm seeing someone. Willow: Oh, um, next time you guys resurrect Angelus, call me first, OK?
Quotes by CoA Council member, Phoenix
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