| Review of Episode 13, Season 4
"Salvage"
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Connor: Magic again. You people rely way too much on that junk. Angelus: (to a crowd) But, hey, I'm no different than the next guy. I put my victim's skin on one leg at a time. Fat Demon: (to Angelus) Whoa, you're him. Talking to me. Not usually impressed by vampires, but this is such a, such an honor. Hey, could you sign a little something for my hell-spawn? Connor: I don't give a flying sluk what Wesley says. He's not my boss. Where the hell is he, anyway? How long does it take to chop off Lilah's head? Connor: I know what we have to do. Angel told me. If something goes wrong, I kill him. Lorne: (sarcastically) Oh, and now you listen to him? Lilah: Let's just get it over with. That body's not going to dismember itself, you know. The Beast: We were never friends, Angelus. Angelus: I know, but calling you a "big, dumb hunk of rock" seemed a little on the nose. Angelus: Tell your boss I'm grateful for the attention, but I don't take grocery lists from the messenger boy. The Beast: I will teach you respect! Angelus: Look, you may have played those suckers at Angel, Inc., but I don't like having my strings yanked. And I don't like being kept in the dark. (pauses) Figuratively, anyway. And if your boss was half as smart as he thinks he is, he knows I won't take orders from a lackey. What? You don't like lackey? Hmm... How about, uh, toadie? Or lick spittle? C'mon, lick spittle's nice. Oh, wait, I got it. Flunkey! That's it. You're just a big, stupid, butt-ugly, (dodges a swing from the Beast) slow-moving flunky! (dodges another set of swings) Ah, c'mon Rocky, if that's all you've got, you better throw in the towel and call it a night. (jumps clear) When the Beast Master's ready to peek out from behind your skirt, have him give me a call. Faith: (after jumping from a 3-story window and smashing a car rooftop) You okay? Wesley: Five by five. Faith: I'm not gonna kill him, Wesley. Angelus. Don't care what you thought you sprung me for, Angel's the only one in my life that never gave up on me. There's no way I'm giving up on... Wesley: I know. That's why it had to be you. Wesley: (re: staking a couple vampires) I thought you could us a release. Feel natural? Faith: Eh, just like riding a biker. Cordelia: (incredulous) Faith? What the hell is she doing here? Faith: (flatly) Nice to see you too, Cor. Faith: Gunn, right? Gunn: Yeah. Faith: Love the name. Hear you're a good fighter. Gunn: I hold my own. Faith: That's a shame. Faith: (to Connor) Listen up, junior. I need a bloodhound, I'll call you. If Angelus needs putting down, I'll be the one to do it, not you. So is there anything else you're not okay with? Good, show me the weapons. Connor: So, vampire slayers. I was told about them. How come you're always girls? Faith: I don't know. Better at it I guess. Connor: You haven't seen what I can do. Faith: Let's not. Faith: He'll do what I tell him. Connor: (sarcastically) Yeah, sure I will. Faith: (after an exchange of blows) I get it, you're a super-being. (another flurry ensues ending with Faith's crossbow at Connor's throat) Are you a murderer? Cause I am. And if it comes down to you or Angelus, you haven't shown me a thing to want to take your side. (Connor reluctantly leaves) Gunn: (admiringly) I like her. Angelus: (guiding Faith along) Warmer. Warmer. You're smoking hot. But then, you probably knew that. Angelus: Smile, Faith. Thought you'd enjoy a threesome. Faith: (delivering a spin kick) Sure, let's get it on. Angelus: Aw, crap! You mean killing the Beast really does bring back the sun? I thought that was just Angel's retarded fantasy. Connor: I had no idea what a slayer could do. Cordelia: (sardonically) A weakness for slayers. You're definitely his son.
Quotes by CoA Council member, Seeker
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