| Review of Episode 6, Season 4
"Spin the Bottle"
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Gunn: (sarcastically) Oh, good. Symbols on the floor. That always goes well. Lorne: OK, first of all she didn't say, "may your words please the gods", so much as she said, "may you orally please the gods". Which is a slight... inflection is very crucial in our... God bless her, it's always nice to hear the mother tongue. As long as it's not from my mother. (chuckles) Gunn: What happened to you, man? Wesley: I had my throat cut, and all my friends abandoned me. Cordelia: (re: Angel) Hello salty goodness. Cordelia: (re: Fred) Oh! We're both in school. Oh gosh! Let's be best friends, so I can lose all my cool ones. Wesley: There's no call to be snippity, miss. Cordelia: This is a Clarion call for snippity, Princess Charles. Wesley: It's Wesley, thank you. Wyndham-Price. I attend the Watcher's Academy in Southern Hampshire. In fact, I happen to be Head Boy. Cordelia: (sarcastically) Gee, I wonder how you earned that nickname. Wesley: A lot of effort I don't mind saying. Cordelia: (re: Gunn and Wesley fighting) Aren't you gonna get in there and stop them? Angel: About time the English got what's coming to them. I'm rooting for the slave. Wesley: The cross obviously doesn't affect me or our friend the pugilist. Gunn: Oh, your ass better pray I don't look that word up. Lorne: Hey, here's a funny sidebar. I'm tied to a chair, again! What the hell's going on? Wesley: We were hoping you would enlighten us, spawn of evil. Lorne: Oh dear, I'm starting to suspect my 'surefire hit' spell closed out-of-town. (groans) Did anything go right? Cordelia: (to Wesley) Is this a convenient time to point out you left me alone with him, genius? Angel: I never touched her. Cordelia: So clearly, deviant! Angel: You want a vampire then? I guess I'm your man. I guess I'll start feeding on your corpses, starting with the girls! So who's going to be the first course, hard to choose between you two girls. Cordelia: (outraged) What do you mean it's hard? (pauses) I mean, she's the tasty one! Look at her, half of her is neck. Connor: Why did he attack you? Cordelia: Well who wouldn't? Look, you're a bit chess club for my usual beat, but you kill that freak and you're getting a big reward. Connor: You mean it? Cordelia: (throaty) Hoo doggy. Connor: You're afraid to fight me? Angel: Truth to tell, I'm not much for fighting. I'd rather be satisfying my sinful urges with the Chase girl. Angel: Cordelia. Were we in love? Cordelia: We were.
Quotes by CoA Council member, Seeker
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