| Review of Episode 13, Season 3
"Waiting In The Wings"
First, a little history lesson:
I give it...
Review by CoA Council member, Swoop
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Wesley: You're an extraordinary woman. I.. (uncomfortable) Cordelia: At ease, soldier. Just like to hear it every now and then. I was the ditziest bitch in Sunnydale, could have had any man I wanted. Now I'm all superheroy and the best I can get is an invisible ghost who's good with the loofah. Wesley: (raised eyebrows) I'm sorry. I missed that last part. Cordelia: (embarrassed) You are a gentleman. Angel: Who's doing what with a loofah? Wesley: Not loofah. Loo...fah...noocth...skmuh...demon Angel: (on the Blinnikov Ballet) I saw their production of Giselle in 1890. I cried like a baby (pauses) and I was evil. Fred: (grinning) I think it sounds exciting. Wesley: Yes. Gunn: No. No! This is not Mata Hari. This is tutus and guys with their big-ass packages jumping up and down. This is just... I will never trust you again. The trust is gone. Cordelia: Oh, get over it. Do we get dressed up? Angel: Of course. Cordelia: I'm in. Angel: Guys, seeing the ballet live, it's... it's like another world. Gunn, these guys are tight, and you're going to be tripping out. Gunn: Don't be using my own phrases when we've lost the trust. Cordelia: (to Fred) We could always get our outfits at "Cavegirl's House of Burlap" but that's just so last season. Angel: (on sitting so far away from the stage) Back in the day, I'd always get box seats. Or I'd just eat the people who had them. Cordelia: Don't let's reminisce. Cordelia: (snapping awake at the ballet) I loved it. Angel: It's just intermission. Cordelia: Oh. (looking at Angel's jacket) That's not drool, is it? Angel: It's okay. It matches the back. Wesley: (about the ballet troupe) So what are we thinking, vampires? Cordelia: Well, they're not a deeply tanned bunch. Gunn: That would explain the precision and the athleticism. I mean, some of those jumps were... You know, I was cool before I met y'all Angel: I was thinking now. You guys should go back. I'll snoop. Cordelia: I'm with snoopy. Magic of the ballet, not really getting to me. Wesley: How will the dancers keep time without your rhythmic snoring? (all snicker) Cordelia: (about the guard) You want I should distract him? Make with the nice-nice while you slip by? Angel: Don't be stupid. I'm that guy, and the most beautiful woman I've ever seen is making eyes at me? It's either a bachelor party or a scam. Cordelia: What did you just call me? Angel: I'm sorry. You're not stupid. Cordelia: No, after that. Angel: I think I'm just going to have to go with my patented sudden burst of violence. Cordelia: (after a passionate session with Angel) Open the damn door. Angel: Kinda hard... Cordelia: Kinda noticed... Lorne: (singing to Connor) Go to sleep. Lullaby. You've been fed and you're sleepy. You'll be with Uncle Lorne, who in no way resents not being asked to the ballet. Certainly not thinking of selling you to the first vampire cult that makes him a decent offer. Cordelia: (on the spirits in the room) We have to go back in. Angel: I'm marveling at the wrongness of that idea. Cordelia: You want to wander around backstage like Spinal Tap for the next...ever? Angel: I'm sure there are other rooms that... Cordelia: All we have to do is play the scene. Get in, get out. No one gets happy. Angel: What if there is no more talking in that scene? Look, I've been possessed by the spirits of old lovers before. It never goes well. Cordelia: Well, I've got my little cross if things get out of hand. Hey.. It's awkward, but it's not us. So long as nothing is removed or inserted, it's all forgotten. Angel: It is us, Cordelia. It's you and me. Kissing you, its... It's not something I can just... Cordelia: Oh, come on. It's not that horrible. Up to his ass in demon gore-fine, but ask him to mack on a hottie, and he wigs. My champion ladies and gentlemen. Angel: (after he stabs one minion and throws a dagger, killing another) You all right? Cordelia: Yeah, we've got to move. Angel: You think they're not dead? Cordelia: You just looked really hot doing that.
Quotes by Council member, Seeker
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