Review of Episode 8, Season 3

"Quickening"

As far as I’m concerned, “November Sweeps” has been going on—and going strong—since the 3rd season of “Angel” debuted in late September. The writing, the acting, the character development (especially Charisma Carpenter’s Cordelia and Alexis Denisoff’s Wesley, in particular), the pacing, and the wide-screen format have been phenomenal, proving that “Angel” is more than capable of standing on its own two feet. Jeffrey Bell penned a top-flight script, giving the show an X-Files-esque slant (appropriately so, since Bell and co-executive producer Tim Minear are X-Files alumni) in regards to Darla’s pregnancy, which is supposed to be impossible since vampires cannot reproduce.

The mystery surrounding Angel (David Boreanaz) and Darla’s (Julie Benz) unborn child—which is destined to fulfill some prophecy of apocalyptic proportions—has been building to a crescendo since the season premiere. Bell cranked the suspense up another notch upon revealing the baby must be born, despite Darla’s—the mother’s—attempts to kill it.

Further, this baby has attracted the attention of many opposing factions, including Wolfram & Hart, who have their own sinister agenda for the baby, placing the members of Angel Investigations in danger. To make matters worse, the vampire-hunter Daniel Holtz (Keith Szarabajka) appearing in the 21st century adds another unstable element to an already-volatile situation. Holtz has turned out to be a pivotal character in the “Angel” mythos, having appeared in numerous flashbacks hunting Angelus and Darla, who brazenly murdered his family. To have him in the present has not only raised the ante, but thrown the audience for a loop with this clever twist.

The little things, too, contributed to making this episode great: Lilah (Stephanie Romanov) signing a legal document in blood and sending it to “demon resources,” Cordelia punching Darla in the nose (that was priceless), the cult of vampires mauling the swordsman, Fred informing the vampires that the baby can’t be harmed when holding them at bay by threatening it, and, of course, the witty one-liners we’ve all come to expect. Truly, the creators have found a delicate balance between the Tim Burton dark elements and the quirky, tongue-in-cheek humor.

If there was anything I didn’t like about the “Quickening” is that this quality hour of television ended all too soon, torturing us for another week before we learn the fate of the baby and witness Angel’s battle with Holtz. It’ll definitely be a long week.



I give it

Review by CoA Staff member, Ned Flanders

CoA Stakes Rating Guide
= Disappointing, stake it, bury it!
= Not too bad, Lacking a few graves.
= Typical Dark Avenger saves the day Saga.
= Better still, Quality Headstones.
= Outstanding! Reward it with mortality!


Sahjhan: Have you followed this part of the history? The American Revolution, Manifest Destiny, Westward Movement, the Beach Boys?

Holtz: What of England? Does it survive the years and destruction?
Sahjhan: Yes. It went through a rough patch about 60 years ago. But it’s mostly unchanged. Warm beer. Boiled meat. Bad teeth. That’s why I moved to LA.

Angel: I was thinking about the last time you were here.
Darla: Ummm, that…kinda hard to forget.
Angel: I know! I’ve tried.
Darla: Hey! You were the one who came in here, “all-the-world’s-a-cold-and-lonely-place!”
Angel: I had a bad day.
Darla: So you threw me through those glass doors, slammed me against the wall, pushed me onto the bed, and took what you wanted?!?
Angel: Seemed like the thing to do… (less confidently) at the time.

Wesley: (on Darla and Angel’s baby) We’ll wait for it to be born, then we’ll chop it’s head off.
Fred: What if it doesn’t have a head?
Cordelia: We’re going to need a really big mallet.
Gunn: If it skitters, we should have a net or something, maybe a flamethrower.
Angel: Flamethrower? No. No. There will be no throwing of flames. Nobody’s going to do anything until we know exactly what’s going on. Now if anyone has a problem with that, they should leave, now. (Darla gets up to leave and is stopped by Angel) Not you.

Cordelia: You want me to protect the vampire bitch who bit me and her evil love child? (punches Darla) Okay, I’m in (smiles).

Gavin: From what I hear, bumping uglies with an old man who body-jumped into a vampire is the closest thing you’ve had to a meaningful relationship in years.

Darla: (in labor) Something’s wrong… The pain…
Angel: You like pain.
Darla: This is different.

Holtz: And is this the part of the tale where the demon offers the broken man a chance to change all that?
Sahjhan: I’ll take you to them. Two centuries in the future.
Holtz: Through black magic and sorcery.
Sahjhan: No! On a mule cart. Of course, through black magic and sorcery; I’m a demon!

Angel: How are you doing?
Darla: I haven’t had blood in almost a day! Your devil-spawn’s trying to rip its way out of my body! How do you think I’m doing?
Cordelia: (Emerging from an empty O/R) Pssst. Paging Dr. Angel.

Sahjhan: (to Holtz) Boy, you vengeful types sure aren’t good at playing with others, are you?

Linwood: Correct me if I’m wrong, but the role of a psychic is to be psychic. To predict the future so Wolfram & Hart doesn’t find itself in this kind of predicament.
Psychic: I can’t apologize enough, sir.
Linwood: You’re right. You can’t. (laughs) But I’m not without compassion. I’m going to give you a chance to save your job (pauses) and your skin.
Psychic: (breaths a sigh of relief then looks puzzled) No, you’re not. (thinks) You’re going to have me killed.
Linwood: Now why couldn’t you have had that kind of foresight when we needed it? (has the psychic suffocated)

Wesley: (on the ultrasound) Oh my…
Angel: What is it?
Wesley: It’s (pause) It’s human.
Gunn: Human as in humanoid? As in cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers?
Wesley: No. Human as in (pauses) a boy.

Vampire Cult Leader: As it has been prophesized by our great potentate Ul-Thar. We vow our lives to protect this special child.
Angel: (aside to Darla) You hear that? Our kid, special.
Vampire Cult Leader: Now let us kill the humans, so we may user their blood to nourish the mother of the miracle child.
Darla: (smiling) I guess I’m getting dinner after all.
Angel: Darla, you might want to join the fight.
Darla: Sorry darlin’. I’m going to have to be Switzerland and sit this one out. (to Vampire Cult Leader) You did say you were just going to kill the humans, right?
Vampire Cult Leader: Yes, just the humans. Then we will nourish you, slice you open, wear your entrails as a belt, and consume your eyeballs before we worship the miracle child.
Darla: (hops off the table to join Angel) Okay! I’m in!

Gunn: How ‘bout if we go to—
Angel: Vegas? Sorry, Gunn, too high profile.

Quotes by Council member Seeker.